Anyone that lives in Philadelphia could easily tell you that Marcus Hayes is a world class jackass. He's the biggest hack in all of Philadelphia media, and that's no small feat.

Yeah, this guy can really go fuck himself.

Reporter: LeGarrette, can you talk to us about Seattle's defense? Do any of those guys scare you?

Do you seriously expect me to read all these shitty stories?

Not many details yet, but I have one: the 49ers were just eliminated from playoff contention this past weekend.

I know SexEd isn't taught everywhere in the US, but unless he's wrist deep in her ass, the anatomy of his arm and the female pelvic area would suggest, that he is in fact manipulating her external genitalia.

You can write "fuck", it's not censored.

I have to be honest.. this story seems juicy with some possible sex stuff, cheating, douchbaggery phone snitching, blackmail and the like... I think I saw allegations of a private room strip club foracble titty sucking ...but I dont know who the fuck these people are

You and I both know if Newton had stayed down, that everyone in his own locker room would have thought of him as a fig.

Are we really analogizing the taste of mushrooms to gender attraction?

I don't care what flavor the Laffy Taffy is, so long as it has those sparkles.

Banana Laffy Taffy is one of the top 3 candies ever made.

Fuck you. That's why.

BIG GOBMENT RELEASED EBOLA! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!! E is the 5th letter in the alphabet. 5 Americans contracted the virus. 5+16=21. 21 days to show symptoms. Fold a $2 bill 32 times and you can see what the Ebola virus looks like under a microscope. They're giving Ebola to everyone who knows 9/11 was an inside job! COME ON…

It does make me happy that there only seems to be a single dude posting there, and no comments or upvotes on any of the garbage he posts.

Some people are fucking crazy and it really comes out when there is a "crisis".

The photoshop possibilities are horrifying...

Except you don't save your closer on the road in an elimination game in the playoffs. It's desperation time. You use the best you have available.