True but the relationship was doomed because the two aren't even related. Sick fucks.

For clarification, we were like six years old! Just so everybody knows that.

Yeah, but so is "Hey! I fucked my mom!"

Golf's problem as a sport is that it's not a sport. It's a GAME for rich, fat, white, racist, entitled assholes. Like Wall Street.

"I saw a deaf, dumb and blind kid playing pinball this morning. It reminded me of that song by The Who, 'Magic Bus'."

He is a total moron who obviously didn't do his homework. Mo'Ne is going to be playing Varsity Soccer and Varsity Basketball this coming year for her high school when she enters the 8th grade. She is an amazing athlete all around, and at this young age has a bright future of at least her choice of college…

I'm sure that's not all that went in to a shitter that year! Ayyo

Reminds me of the year Matt Kemp dated Rihanna and his numbers went in the shitter. As soon as they split, he came back with a should've-been-MVP season. The lesson as learned from "Rocky": women weaken legs!

Any time Adam Schefter gets mentioned, I immediately think of this gif:

Matt Gelb at Philly.com has covered the story with far better detail and for far longer than Posnanski, who at this point is simply repeating what a dozen other baseball writers have pointed out about the way Amaro has operated since taking the GM job full time.

Am I the only one who saw that finger as a big ol' cock when looking at the smaller pic on the front page?

Say what you want, but I think baseball was more interesting with PED's. I understand the history and stats and all that, but sometimes you just want to see players at their absolute best. If science can provide people with better ways to athletically enhance our bodies (anabolic steroids, HGH), it's kind of…

A doper? Are you my 75 year old drunk uncle?

I don't condone a linebacker humping a quarterback under any circumstance, but really, the quarterbacks of the league need to learn not to provoke linebackers in to humping them.

Wouldn't it be dried grapes? A dried raisin seems really dry.

"Say that shit to my face.."

Finally! Someone came up with a good reason to not hit your girlfriend!

Suspect appeared to have an extra bone in his ankle that allowed him great foot speed and good jumping ability.

"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black