Am I the only one who saw that finger as a big ol' cock when looking at the smaller pic on the front page?

Say what you want, but I think baseball was more interesting with PED's. I understand the history and stats and all that, but sometimes you just want to see players at their absolute best. If science can provide people with better ways to athletically enhance our bodies (anabolic steroids, HGH), it's kind of…

A doper? Are you my 75 year old drunk uncle?

I don't condone a linebacker humping a quarterback under any circumstance, but really, the quarterbacks of the league need to learn not to provoke linebackers in to humping them.

Wouldn't it be dried grapes? A dried raisin seems really dry.

"Say that shit to my face.."

Finally! Someone came up with a good reason to not hit your girlfriend!

she was probably afraid that if she did and they weren't together anymore, well no more Ray Ray money.

I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure that if Ray Rice had participated in the confinement, serial rape, forced breeding, torture, drowning, shooting, and murder of dozens of women over a period of several years he'd be looking at at least 8 games.

Suspect appeared to have an extra bone in his ankle that allowed him great foot speed and good jumping ability.

"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black

"Militantly Indifferent" would be a great name for a band.

Maybe next time embed a video so we really understand how little you care.

Who in the whole world even cares about soccer? Pretty much no one, that's who.

The idiocy of this comment epitomizes your entire tenure at Deadspin.

Me too and also with this image to go along with it.