Can't wait to see how Goodell bungles this one.

True but that pute the NFLPA in a really awkward position of having to defend Rice. Terrible PR for them. I imagine they will only challenge it if they absolutely have to.

That's not the whole story though. Companies know that if they do things that people don't like, they won't get the business of some people. It's a reciprocal relationship. I can say, if the NFL doesn't get rid of Rice, I'm not giving them any more of my money.

He was suspended under the personal conduct clause which is at Goodell's sole discretion. They may appeal it, but they will lose.

So, here's where you have this all wrong. Say I beat my wife and I end up on the news because of it, and then the press start callings up my boss and asking him about it. Maybe there are a couple of protesters out in the parking lot when I get to work, and a reporter trying to interview my colleagues on the way in…

It wasn't luck that caused him to be on video, it's the fact that he was in a casino. Everyone in a casino is on video from every possible angle at all times. No, he wasn't unlucky, he was fucking stupid.

Even in particularly bad knock outs in boxing or MMA, the person knocked out is only unconscious for a few seconds. This was not the case for Janaye. She easily could have died from an impact like that. Sadly she is showing signs of battered woman syndrome by staying with him, which shows that this has very…

Do you have some kind of evidence that shows more QBs are injured on quarterback sneaks than in any other kind of play?

Agreed on all counts. People have died from less. He easily could have killed her and he gave zero fucks about it. He should have been tried for attempted murder.

Interesting article. I feel like some of it went over my head but I think I got the gist of it. Amazing that this lady was able to live without a major brain part.

Wow. Thanks for posting this. It's like he had a crystal ball.

Yeah I mean for most people, who have never been in trouble with the law it can be a scary experience. Still unusual for a grown man to do that. Maybe they just wouldn't let him use the bathroom for a long time. The cops in this case didn't seem like asshole cops that would do that though. Just a weird story I…

He was barely buzzed based on his BAC. Still shouldn't have been driving, but he was no where near the pissed pants level of drunk. It's weird that he did that. Maybe he has a urinary incontinence problem or something.

Crispin makes a good dry cider.

He's both.

First of all, I guarantee they saw that tape. No one can convince me otherwise. It doesn't really matter though, they had the police report which stated that Ray Rice struck Janay in the head and knocked her unconscious. So, the fact that the video tape shows exactly what is described in the police report should…

My kids keep asking me for these things since they play the commercial on Nickelodeon approximately 50 times per hour. I will not buy it for them though, because I don't want them being fat weirdos. Thank you Albert for affirming my parental decisions.

As a resident of Philadelphia, I'd like to enact a similar law with regards to the name Chase.

Why would anyone ever need to call Burger King?