Yeah Jeets!

Ever since he got with her, he hasn't been the same pitcher. Coincidence, I think not.

Any time Adam Schefter gets mentioned, I immediately think of this gif:

Hunter Pence dances with men.

There are people that pay for email?

How Killer Klowns from Outer Space isn't on this list is truly a mystery.

They didn't lowball Werth, the Nats over paid. If they matched it, Werth's would just be another over inflated contract they'd be trying to get out from under right now. Agreed on Victorino though. Their lack of a farm system is what forced them to re-sign Utley, Rollins, and Ruiz though and that's what's killing…

Agreed, Matt Gelb is a damn fine sportswriter.

A doper? Are you my 75 year old drunk uncle?

The real problem are the people that don't have their preferred form of payment at the ready when the cashier gives them the total. I mean, c'mon lady, you knew you had to fucking pay for this stuff, right? Have your fucking money in your hand when you're asked for it and spare us all what feels like 25 minutes…

I don't condone a linebacker humping a quarterback under any circumstance, but really, the quarterbacks of the league need to learn not to provoke linebackers in to humping them.

How awkward indeed.

He was also playing that hippity hop loudly on his radio.

I agree with your point but alcohol is a bad substitute for the word weed in this case because alcohol actually IS addictive.

To be fair, he was just throwing it where the umpire told him to.

Great movie! I probably watched it 100 times as a kid.