I read the whole thing, and enjoyed it. It is really fucking long though.

Who wants to start the change.org petition to change the name of the United States to Homo-Land?

I agree. He wasn't drafted in the early rounds for mainly football reasons. He wasn't projected to go early. When asked if he would draft him, no one would have a problem if Tony Dungy said he wouldn't draft him for football reasons, but he didn't. He cited 'distractions' which basically means, he wouldn't draft…

I personally blame Chris Collingsworth for Tony Dungy's opinion.

Not true, Jesus was an all pro OLB and even won an MVP.

Professional football games should all feature Dan Savage ejaculating on stuff.

Charles Barkley is a national treasure.

I've always heard that a lot of professional athletes aren't really fans of nor do they watch the sport that they play for a living.

I thought they had issued a warning no to fly over Ukraine. Maybe I was wrong about that. Maybe just American planes? Anyway, it would seem like a bad idea to fly commercial aircraft over war zones in which anti aircraft weapons are being used even if you think that you can fly high enough not to get hit with any.

You forgot the Jews. They are always to blame somehow.

It's clearly a big OOPS by the airline that thought it was a good idea to fly a passenger jet in to a war zone.

Okay, I'm back. That was kinda scary. Most of them feel it was a "False Flag" attack(shocking I know) done by the US/West in order to provoke war with Russia. A sizable minority feel that it was a "False Flag" attack to divert attention from Israel's attacks on Gaza in order for the Jews to do some serious shit. …

I'm going to go check out some of the iguana alien conspiracy theorists and see what they are saying about it. I'm guessing they are going to say that this was actually the missing Maylasian flight and that the illuminati was done with it so they released it and then shot it down. That's just a guess though.

True, thanks for pointing that out. They were poor examples to use. I stick to the main thrust of my point though.

Raptors? Yeah this guy will scare off all the birds.

You can't really be serious with that right? The NFL isn't going anywhere. It's growing at an astounding rate adding about a billion in revenue every year.

Caring about the health of the athlete is a completely separate issue. My point was that Mayweather, had he been in the NFL when he was charged/convicted of battery, would have been suspended. Your point about Roethlisberger just helped to solidify my point.

Because without Floyd Mayweather, there would be no boxing press. The sport is dying. Mayweather is one of the last remaining draws. What the fuck is Max Kellerman or Harold Lederman going to do without Floyd Mayweather.

If Mayweather was in the NFL when he got arrested for battery, he would have been at least suspended because he was convicted. Comparing Boxing with the NFL is like comparing apples and trains. Boxing is a corrupt disjointed "organization", that desperately needs Mayweather much more than he needs them. The NFL is…