Oh man this is gonna trigger the trolls now. Especially the asshole in the greys that was trying to argue with me earlier that this website is as bad as The Daily Stormer.

Hmm, lets take a look at the results:

Tom Hanks wanting to be come the best man he could; placed all his worst qualities into Chet via an amalgamation of science and supernatural ritual. Chet is now the harbinger of Hank; a malign spiritual energy hellbent on escaping its flesh prison and dominating the world.

SUVs are for going off the beaten trail, which makes it so sad to see all of them trundling along the interstate serving as family carriers.

I think he might have achieved the closest thing to someone who can apologize for something in the past without trying to excuse or retroactively negate having done or said those same things.

I just want to be certain; Frank’s kidneys aren’t a problem, Lip is basically no longer a super-genius, and Ian’s mental health is totally fine? I just wanted to be sure I’m watching the same show.

As a lesbian, I think the main problem with these sorts of things is that they’re not about straight pride, they’re about homophobic pride. (Ditto for “white pride,” shit - they’re really about being proud of being racist.) Straight or white people who aren’t full-on bigots don’t seem to feel the need to start/join…

Except he still doesnt have a job and if the Saints sign him the league will place him on the Commissioners exempt list and he’ll never play a down this season, the tone of this article doesn’t make sense to me

It’s long overdue that the spotlight been placed on these horrific acts. Enough of the “that happened a long time ago/get over it” bullshit mentality.  No, we done doing it your way, fuck ya!

The kinja websites and ONLY the kinja websites are a fucked up mess that makes scrolling a mental torture that may cause actual seizures in users who persist in trying even though the screen bounces up and down and the beachball spins with each and every click before the screen rearranges itself higher or lower. Whatev…

It’s like none of them have ever interacted with children. “Did you break the cookie jar?” “Uh... there was a dog outside and I went and chased it and it bit me and I was looking for you in the kitchen and and and I don’t know.” Misleading - there’s almost an admission in there, but it’s masked by never quite…

There’s this stupid game racists like to play that’s the intellectual equivalent of “I’m not touching you”. It’s basically saying and doing shit that’s clearly, undeniably racist, but because they didn’t explicitly drop the N-bomb or say “I hate black people” that they can somehow defend their behavior in some…

There’s also the fallacy that the right to say something gives whatever you say value.

Yep. I mean this is the same society where Chad and Karen alike still think the low-key racist and high-key misogynistic cry of “Shut the fuck up & be grateful folks aren’t doing (insert violent thing) to you like they did in (insert Asian or Middle Eastern country), little wh*res!” is an appropriate response to women…

Of course he does. He has always believed, like so many abusers of women, that he’s God’s gift to women, that they should be grateful that he’s *allowed* them to be successful, that he’s graced them with the ultimate favor of his sexual attentions. He doesn’t believe he did anything that wasn’t his absolute right to…

This. To paraphrase Ron Swanson: Being workplace proximity associates does not make us friends. I once had a horrible boss who said “We’re all friends here” in the middle of us arguing about a project. “We’re not friends” was all I could think. But I think he really thought we were and that all of us who worked there…

God forbid we question whether an apology is actually “heartfelt” when they have continued to display the very behavior they are purporting to apologize for. 

That’s whataboutism. It is an attempt to change the topic. For the purposes of this investigation, nobody should care about what Joe Biden did or did not do. If Joe Biden did anything wrong, he should pay the consequences for it. If Joe Biden did anything wrong, that does not give Trump permission to do something…

Seriously, who the fuck goes into the hard sciences to get rich? Even the discoverers of vital things like penicillin or “here’s how to stop those rampages of cholera” or “say, if you pay attention you can see that the earth actually goes around the sun” weren’t exactly showered with cash.