I will kill you for this comment. 

“Pamela Anderson’s Secrete Marriage” is the new name of my garage band.

Maybe I’m dating myself but every time I see him I think of his character from Oz. 

Also drink fingering is a main vector of transmission for the corona virus.

Black people are 13% of the population and commit 90% of the jaywalking. How do you explain that? Huh? See what I mean about those people? If you don’t want the police to write you a jaywalking ticket then don’t jaywalk, it’s as simple as that.

Or lives in a household with a lot of marijuana use, which is completely outside of his control.

I agree with everything you said except that weed is most certainly not legal in Ohio. 

Oh yeah, you like basketball? NAME EVERY BASKETBALL PLAYER

He did two years in federal prison. That’s about as heavy a sentence as you’ll see for crimes against animals. He wouldn’t be “under the jail”, he likely would have gotten around the same sentence. 

Cops see themselves as their own race, which is blue. They’re on a separate team than the rest of us. Many are racist against black people but they ALL are on the blue team and the blue team see citizens as the enemy. 

I take it that you and the people responding to you do not live in a major city. 

Most people that break in to cars have no desire to steal them. If a car thief wants to steal your car it’s getting stolen. 

I keep my registration and insurance card in my wallet. I leave absolutely nothing in my car because locked or not it WILL be broken in to from time to time. Yay Philadelphia!

Because where I live your car IS going to be broken in to at some point. It’s just a matter of whether they open your door to go through it or break a window to get in. I don’t leave anything in my car at all and when they go through the car it remains untouched aside from taking any spare change I have sitting…

Well if anyone knows hyphens it’s the guy with three in his name. 

Yes, his government was an absolute mess. 

I’d bet my lungs Trump couldn’t find Ukraine on an unmarked map. I’d bet $5 he wouldn’t even get the continent right. 

Imagine being a white guy lecturing a black guy about MLK’s legacy. You’re a clown. 

Unfortunately that goes with the job. If I have my airpods in, am not clearly talking on the phone, and am able to hear what is being said to me and respond in a polite and effective manner, who is a cashier to demand I remove my airpod. As a former manager of a grocery store, if one of my cashiers did that they would…

I tend to have my airpods in my ears a lot. Sometimes I’ll leave them in when I go in toI a store or something. I am not listening to anything or taking a call, but say I get a call when I’m walking out and I want to take it, now I have to fumble around with them while carrying whatever I bought. I also always greet…