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I hate these websites so much that I read every article and relentlessly comment on them. 

It’s because they are stupid. There, now you know. I hope you still live to 100 though. 

Bankrupting a church is the only thing more ridiculous than bankrupting a casino. Churches pay no taxes and the product they sell is literally nothing. 

That’s kind of proof that maybe this christianity stuff is all just bullshit used to control people that can’t think for themselves. 

God wants us to destroy the environment. 

Half of the country is literally insane. 

I mean, he basically did that already. He admitted to everything. His chief of staff admitted everything. The facts are known. The republicans aren’t even disputing the facts. Their only argument is that, it’s fine. 

To me it seems pretty clear what he was saying. How are people that aren’t in the fire an government going to fire an ambassador?

Umm, how are Fruman and Parnas supposed to fire an ambassador. He was clearly telling them to kill her. Otherwise it makes no sense. Guiliani and his goons can’t fire government employees. 

The answer to that is zero. Zero WNBA players could play in the NBA in their prime. Boys high school basketball teams can beat WNBA teams. 

There is not a woman alive that can play in the NBA. This is not to knock women athletes, but it’s just a fact. There isn’t a WNBA player that can crack an NBA G-League roster let alone an actual NBA team. It’s honestly silly to pretend otherwise. A Division II college squad would absolutely destroy a WNBA all star

That should come with a complete replacement of the Johnny Flange as well. 

Relevant username is relevant. 

She votes against the party when McConnell tells her they have the votes and don’t need hers. She has never been the deciding vote and never will. 

One time I cooked dinner for my whole family. The roast was a little overcooked. 

I’m very sorry that you have to be from Arkansas. As someone with family there that visited once, I can honestly say it may be the worst place in the entire world. 

James Carville. I would like to hear from James Carville less than I want to hear from Hillary. Unfortunately I have to hear from both apparently. 

Please do not besmirch the one true Golden God, Dennis Reynolds, by using HIS name to refer to the orange shit gibbon. 

Way too early in the year for that award. He’ll be surpassed by the end of this weekend I’m sure.