The 2nd helipad is so he can blow up one of the helicopters for fun while still having transportation with the other.

“Frankly it is creeping me out. It looks very unnatural.”

Yeah, I mean silver lining here is that even if she's not facing murder it's not like manslaughter isn't serious. With the manslaughter plus the assault charge she could still be looking at 30 years or maybe even more.

It’s not really a “joke” but the outtakes video of his champagne commercial in the 80s is amazing.

They really are trying hard to be his PR. It looks like they limited the comments that can be put on this write-up. I was able to write this as a reply to you, but I don’t think I was able to put my own standalone comment.

Yeah, I remember seeing him once talk about it on Colbert and everybody in the audience and Colbert himself are saying “aww” like it’s something moving and profound. It was really weird.

I have no idea either way and IANAL and all that - but way back in high school a close friend of mine was picked up on a stupid weed charge, cop found an eighth on his possession and fifty bucks and arbitrarily decided it was conspiracy to distribute.

Oh my God yes! I have no idea why it's happening because I don't go on any nsfw pages either, and I've been getting really obnoxious notifications about followers a good 7-8 times a day for over a week now.

Oh man this one will always be one of my favorites

It’s there no way for an EMS/LEO to just get inside one of these things and personally drive it out of the way if they have to? I mean it would suck to have to do that but it's better than the alternative 

Remember his masturbation episode on “Louie”? I mean, the vast majority of it ended up being true - he didn't harass anyone in the episode but it went very clearly over "fictional" Louis' fantasies about jerking off in front of random women, I.E "The Elevator Dream".

I would say "What about Better Call Saul!" - but let's be honest here, that was a flash in the pan that I just don't see many other shows being able to pull with their own spinoff idea.

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is like Scrubs 9th season. It DOESN'T EXIST. IT NEVER HAPPENED. Thisnrw Indy movie picks up the story from where Last Crusade left it... And the last episode of season 8 was Scrubs series finale.

It’s the same way that I absolutely love Curbed, but I just can not binge it. Maybe two episodes at the most but usually just one. Watching fictional Larry David make an ass of himself just makes my second-hand cringe meter go off.

I have no horse in this race but if you ever have the chance to make your playable character look like they’re from Little Nicky, you take it. Every damn time.

Oh yeah that makes sense. Spent a good minute staring at that paragraph and “stuck” never crossed my mind.

That is a legitimately bizarre error and I can’t understand why “still suck” is there at all. It’s not like it even works if you rearrange that update and put “still suck” somewhere else

Technically they didn't even need rocket scientists, as we ALL know that Kim Jung-On obviously inherited his father’s gift of flight, as well as his grandfather’s ability to survive in the vacuum of space. Combining those inherited abilities with his own gift for super speed, Dear Leader easily could have launched the…

Ah, okay, now I see it. Cool!

“It’s just genuinely too easy for too long, to a point where for the first 25 levels. (I’m on level 39 now, playing post-game content.)“