Did they say anything about why they think it makes sense for universities to be running professional-level minor-league sports operations to begin with?

The search for Angel Hernandez’s brain, on the other hand, has been temporarily suspended due to pressing concerns on the Bucknor front.

Irony.

I found it a’moo’sing... amiright?

These are the few “true fans,” the tourists, who will be sprinkled amongst the empty seats in Vegas:

No mention how much he squats; sad.

Did they fly in Ernie Banks’ body?

Meanwhile, Alex Cole remains at large.

his father is the DISTRICT ATTORNEY!!!

“What a heartwarming photo to accompany this article. One man paying tribute to another.” - Dan Snyder

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

is the 32BJ Union related to the Pen 15 Club?

“I was with Chewie on that 2nd Death Star run.”

I’m seeing conflicting reports:

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

I had friends on facebook celebrating the one month anniversary of the WS win. That’s fucking dumb

Perhaps he’s just embarrassed by his choice of lunch spots.

It’s not that he doesn’t love football now. He just chose to play later rather than sooner.

“Multiple Cirrhosis? How many lizards does this guy have?” --Emmitt Smith

My Grandpa is still waiting for the Houston Gamblers to win an USFL championship. He’s not all there and in a home. If he pisses me off I’ll tell him the news AND that the guy who imploded the USFL might be elected President.