The search for Angel Hernandez’s brain, on the other hand, has been temporarily suspended due to pressing concerns on the Bucknor front.

Irony.

I found it a’moo’sing... amiright?

These are the few “true fans,” the tourists, who will be sprinkled amongst the empty seats in Vegas:

No mention how much he squats; sad.

Did they fly in Ernie Banks’ body?

Meanwhile, Alex Cole remains at large.

his father is the DISTRICT ATTORNEY!!!

“What a heartwarming photo to accompany this article. One man paying tribute to another.” - Dan Snyder

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

is the 32BJ Union related to the Pen 15 Club?

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

I had friends on facebook celebrating the one month anniversary of the WS win. That’s fucking dumb

Perhaps he’s just embarrassed by his choice of lunch spots.

It’s not that he doesn’t love football now. He just chose to play later rather than sooner.

“Multiple Cirrhosis? How many lizards does this guy have?” --Emmitt Smith

My Grandpa is still waiting for the Houston Gamblers to win an USFL championship. He’s not all there and in a home. If he pisses me off I’ll tell him the news AND that the guy who imploded the USFL might be elected President.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Preeeeeetty sure he’s gonna be back this season though. I heard it from my popcorn guy, Hackin’ Pat. He’s got the popcorn lung thing. Great guy though.

Hey uh, you guys heard about this thing now? Apparently the Reds are phoning it in.