Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?

His families must be so proud of him.

The Adams Family ended

Griffin’s replacing a quarterback in Cleveland who had this chalkboard discussion at one point with the coaching staff there:

Someone better call a priest! His season is dead.

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

A bunch of years ago I heard on ESPN that the Knicks had verbally agreed to a contract with Keon Clark—the only problem was he fired his agent and they couldn’t find him. Ninety minutes later I was standing on the third tee box with Keon Clark at Turtle Run in Danville, IL. He played there almost every day for several…

Jeffrey Dahmer

Seriously, you’re calling him an asshole because you didn’t seem to know what a publicly traded company is ?

I agree Tom. I was hoping Iron Man was going to bite it during his too-long fight with the Captain, or at least Bucky finally dies so Capt can move the fuck on already.

Representatives from Skyline handle collection after the game.

Matrix disagrees.

Unpopular opinion: I HATE THE PROPERTY BROTHERS.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Tunsil didn’t fuck over his alma mater; his alma mater and NCAA fuck themselves over by still running the scam called college athletic

After the game, Matt went home and slept for 18 hours, drank some milk, and then acted like a dick to everyone who loves him until he needed something.

I would have thought it was Thor if they couldn’t hammer out the deal.

This is surprising. The Rams front office is famous for not wanting toupee for anything.

Why did the feminist cross the road?





To suck my balls.