I’m sorry you’re butthurt.

Secretary of Defense Bill Belichick?

I’m sorry your butthurt.

Vote whitey back to office; no more 50/50 whites!

When I was flipping thru they last week they had 5 guys yell about college rankings on an hour long show.

Last year a little guy was on Wheel Of Fortune. They had a surrogate there to spin the wheel for him. At first I thought the surrogate would pick him up and lean him towards the wheel so he could spin. I was wrong.

I ordered Portillo’s on Grubhub to deliver to my office in the Sears. Was supposed to be here 30 mins ago. I picked the wrong day to order out.

Does Jason Heyward actually get a ring?

Dead Cubs Lives Mattered? Just stop with the dead people stuff. If I can’t make money on this selling unlicensed Cubs crap at the cemetery then I don’t want to read this anymore. Fans die, get over it.

Congrats to Joe Nathan and Brian Matusz. You finally get those rings.

Can we add me winning my square during the first quarter of the Super Bowl?

Fuck college football in general. It’s slavery with better dorms and townies as fans. Love that ESPN has a show dedicated to an hour’s worth of time to argue rankings.

Sam Hurd is laughing and very unimpressed.

Just curious but did the daughter ever find out who her father is?

TEBOW!

Dammit townies!

Nice to see Chris Coghlan do his best Jason Heyward impersonation last night.

AND SOON COLLEGE GOING TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

She later showed up to a Krystals on Bourbon St where she somehow tea bagged another LSU drunk.