Too bad he plays in a sport with a salary cap. I’m glad my field doesn’t have a salary cap.

His brother-in-law is former NFL great Michael Bush. For some reason this intrigues me.

Orioles only matter when they play in an empty home stadium due to riots. Other than that, yeah, nobody cares.

I’ll continue to watch reruns of cartoons after watching my daily PTI fix. Congrats on thinking to even look at the Fox Sports 1 lineup as I never remember to look.

I remember my first home run too.

All I saw was a hot dog with a bottle of mustard on him.

Can he still grill steaks?

Sorry

It’ll probably be difficult to replace her with another hot blonde.

I turn 35 today and my wife is 36. No kids for us yet but I’m not looking forward to being a first time dad post 35. I’m getting tired and slower everyday. Going to have to use a lot of energy that I’m losing to chase a little bugger around.

“The San Francisco 49ers have hired O.J. Simpson as General Manager.”

Townies that care about this non professional team are going to be so mad.

What if Donald & Hillary divorced their spouses after the convention and then married each other before the election? Would that be the ultimate troll job?

Love me some Mizuno shoes. Ordered,dawg!

Love me some Mizuno shoes. Ordered,dawg!

Congress’ punishment will be moving an automatic 5 yard penalties on 1st downs. Welcome to the 1st & 15 Era.

I’m shocked that the citizens in a state that pay $60M on high school football stadiums would want to pay for a new baseball stadium for a billionaire.

I prefer pubic hair pics. If the dick gets in there, so be it.

How about throwing out the trash while pumping gas? There’s a trash can located right at the pump. It’ll accept your waste and anything else.

I started reffing back in November. TV gets all the angles, the guys in the floor get blocked sometimes by other bodies. It happens. The walk didn’t really present an advantage as he was calling a timeout. We all saw him walk on tv, but you deal with it.

Around The Horn is just a filler, right? I’ve been watching PTI since episode and I’ve never cared for one second about ATH. It’s just a paycheck, right?