Let’s talk in five years, Beaver Jr.

Wish they would have done something more radical. Make it mid engine with the rear passengers laying over the engine compartment. Make it six-wheeled. At least give the damn thing a V10 or V12.

Sadly, it’s not possible to make an on-road SUV loony enough to truly live up to the Lamborghini name. When people are able to compare the styling to literally any other manufacturer, Lambo has missed the mark.

Nothing on this car looks like a Lamborghini—in fact, a C-HR or an RX350 has nearly as many random incoherent body creases as this thing.

I think that’s what the “U” in “SUV” should be - ‘cos I see very little utility in this “SUV”

You could put just about any manufacturer’s badge on this thing without raising suspicion. To me, there’s not much in the bodywork that says Lambo.

...and like the RX, it will give Lambo more money so they can do more racing or build more rad sports craz!

Starring soon in “Honey, I Blew Up The Veloster!”

Lamborghini Uranus.

If it doesn’t keep you in shape, you’re not driving your car hard enough.

This is just like how infuriated I get for nearly every new car commercial that shows an idiot driver paying zero attention to what is in front of them, and then the car magically stops automatically to avoid vehicular manslaughter. No personal responsibility needed, eh? BLLARHRHRHG!

Have been driving in LA with a rental car that doesn’t have the autonomous features that my own car has. Almost crashed ten times and ran over five people in two days! Humans aren’t designed to drive cars!

I wish my dad had been told there was a trick for this. Could have saved me a lot of surgeries.

Oh, the ones who just had a *third* are the worst...

Trigger back with statements like:

I’m trying to have these arguments right now but my wife just keeps talking about a second child.

Dennis Leary once used a similar bit of prose when discussing NyQuil; referring being the only thing on the planet that actually “TASTES...like Red and Green”.

Wow... $100 and it looks like something from the dollar store.

Dead at 107k miles is not a great car by any stretch.

Hey, that’s great.