Perhaps, but cows are delicious. Plus, their skin makes for comfy furniture and warm jackets. So that water they’re sucking up is going to a good cause.

Will someone just shoot Wayne LaPierre already, and get this over with?

These aren’t very large donations. The issue isn’t about what the NRA gives to politicians, it’s what it threatens to TAKE AWAY if gun control passes.

What is one supposed to do on the internet if he can’t vent his outrage at something?

I lost it on Chevy Colorado.

Go tell it on the mountain! To add insult to it all, most high HP cars are also only affordable to the very rich. So not only will most of us never get to use one on a road, even if we did, we’d get a ticket or an ambulance ride within minutes.

Bingo. The danger you can see is preferable to one you have no control over. See: fear of flying.

Anyone remember that episode of CHiPS where a car rolls away with a baby in it? That scarred my childhood.

Who is driving? Bear is driving! How can that be?

The mood music needs to be turned up a bit.

The schadenfreude happens when he runs out of batteries 5 miles out.

How... how do I Buick?

Crossing the $10,000 mark takes this beyond kitsch and into, “Who would honestly want to buy this?”

I honestly didn’t know trains were considered unsightly.

Wow! You should do that with every car available on the market today. I’d love to see that.

No, thank god.

Saved. This flaming tuba Dodge Caravan is bound to come in handy some day.

I’m amazed that thing still survives. But even in my youth, every time I saw one, it definitely stood out.

They’re not angry enough.

Go to an audiophile site, and look at threads about “do capacitors/power cables/speaker wire make a difference?” It almost always ends up in people getting banned.