As much as I have always liked Isettas, the moment I sat inside one, I feared for my kneecaps.

Whoah, “Beyond 2000.” I used to love watching that show. It filled me with such a sense of wonder and inspiration for the future. However, now that we’re in that future, well, I kind of want to go back.

The comments here are very refreshing compared to any article I read about music piracy, where basically everyone piles on hate to the RIAA and “greedy artists.”

That makes no sense. So the programmers, artists, writers, testers are just putting on a public performance?

You’re doing this right.

So, if I’m reading this right, he just rebuilt an entire car, and pretty much touched every bolt? Wooooooooow!

I wish I could give you money for that comment.

Go tell it on the mountain!

As annoying as your satirical comment is, people are already posting this in the comments section.

College SUCKED as a non-drinker. I wanted to go to the parties, because I did want to meet people. But being there fucking sucked. At that age, it’s constant harrassment about why you won’t drink. Yes, it’s true that the people asking you why you won’t drink are drunk themselves, and don’t care about the answer. But…

Someone’s turned off the gravity drive.

This is a fantastic article. I’m glad someone said it. My neck is sore from agreeing so much.

The problem with these sorts of nuances is that they are lost on foreign audiences. And since movies are made for Global mass appeal now, we’re stuck with a bunch of superheroes and transforming robots.

Is he reaching between her legs for the door handle?

I wish I could start everyday this giddy.

“...and there was much rejoicing in Wagon Fetish Land. The harsh reality is almost none of you cheapskates are actually going to buy it.”

I’ve never heard of a better way to describe Vimeo than “it’s like YouTube for people who use coasters.”

It might be time to seek some professional help.

Thank you for that. Now I will have a good day.

Do the testers—pardon me, “Sniffers”—get tired of doing the “wafting” motion with their hands every time they open a jar?