Nope. This device is still stupid.

Do the testers—pardon me, “Sniffers”—get tired of doing the “wafting” motion with their hands every time they open a jar?

I know, but it’s still driving me batty.

Alissa Walker is nothing if not relentless on this subject.

RIP Old West fonts

As a child of the 80's I must say, “So funny, I forgot to laugh.”

Boogedy-boogedy!

I barely trust Google with my phone. They ain’t getting the keys to my Acura.

A fine sham-pag-na

How well do these work in the rain, snow, fog, and freezing temperatures?

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

So apparently, Disney doesn’t buy into the Good Guys With Guns myth.

No.

Fuck you Kinja for not letting me star this—possibly the greatest thing I’ll see all day.

That’s freaking awesome.

It’s formally called “The Sculpture House.” And I distinctly remember freaking out the first time I saw it. Each time I’d drive down I-70, I’d try to find my way down the backroads to it. Thanks to the internet, it’s pretty well-documented. But for the longest time, the only way I could ever see inside it was by…

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! I lived in an upper-class neighborhood through this time, and can confirm that this is the correct answer. I saw everyone in town move from luxury sedans to trucks with leather.

If that ad showed in the USA, we’d all be deriding it like we did Scion for trying to act youthful and hip.

Since the only person I have to play Tic Tac Toe with is my 5 year old daughter, it’s usually not my goal to always win, but rather let her win once in a while.

This truck is definitely Comic Sans.