Shaving?

This makes no sense. You mean to tell me that there’s only snow on the ground in metropolitan areas?

How much weight do I save if I empty the coins out of my pocket?

Q: What is the answer to Question 16 in my math homework?

Domino’s pizza recently had an add campaign where they admitted their product wasn’t very good. I’m not sure how well that translated into sales, though.

“To alcohol! The cause of, and the solution to all of life’s problems.” Homer Simpson

Northern States need not apply.

Wipe that smile off your face, stupid steering wheel.

On the nose. How foolish we were to give up on such a luxurious mode of transportation.

Holy crap. That site is a time sucker!

I used to work at a company that manufactured kitchen equipment for all the fast food chains. There is nothing new about this. Every item in every fast food kitchen has been prototyped numerous times on a 3D printer.

Yeah, I had a red one. It was a dog at acceleration. Between the weird AMC Pacer looks and the budget-class suspension, I do not miss it.

I honestly thought that was a Hyundai Sonata until I looked at the badge. I guess that’s where car design is at right now.

MOAR TURBO MINIVANS!!

“Chipmunk cheeks, eh?” I always thought of Infiniti’s new grille as “Yelling fat kid”

Eagleman always makes me smile. I have fond memories of Jr. High, and my friends and I shouting across the classroom, “I’ve got something for you!” “Wow, look at those low rates!”

Nature always wins.

What? I couldn’t hear you over the road noise. Fuck it, just turn the radio up. Louder. Louder. LOUDER. OK, we’re good now.

How many times can I upvote this?

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.