OK, so maybe the ENGINE is cleaner on a high-mileage car, but I think I know which one is going to have the cleaner/exterior/transmission/steering/everything else

Making it a minivan is a cheap joke. They were uncool 15 years ago. Now a CUV or SUV joke—that would have been much more poignant.

Actually, it looks like the mechanic is staring a trout in the face.

Wow, it’s been a long time since there were BANDS playing pop music that made people dance. Now it’s just a guy with a laptop.

Yeah, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Enter Sandman” done in smooth jazz.

My wife chose the Forester over the CR-V and CX-5 for very practical reasons:

What is this I don’t even

So yeah, the moral of the story is that EVERY car nowadays is angry and ready to fight at all times. Tomorrow’s question: “Find a NON-ANGRY new car for sale today.” There will be zero replies.