The kid kept running bubble screens.

I'm 16, and I'm terrible at talking to girls.

But "new information," they say, has caused them to question her account:

carpet bomb them with turkeys next year!

And I vanish back into the crowd.

But does it rock?

The interim AD is just Stalin for time.

Eight were clear of symptoms in a few days, and 20 were held out of play for six or more days.

Is there an electrified seaweed stage? That's also timed?

The was the first R-rated movie I saw in a theater. It was a Friday, I was bored, so I said "why not?" During the "take this pill" scene some guy in the crowd shouted "they're all pigs!"

The firefighters were like "screw this, we're leaving to start a sub shop."

No mention of his famous routine "Chocolate cock for breakfast" ?

Jimmy Savile (maybe not a household name in the US)

"Yo kid, I was at this party, a hype party when I heard KRS-One Criminal Minded ..."

Filed to: SELF LOATHING

I thought Ty and Koy Detmer were the cousins that replaced Bo and Luke Duke on Dukes of Hazzard for a season.

"Yes, I have a package for a Mr. Asswipe Jones."

I wish I had seen this earlier. I would have made a "credit" costume for Halloween.

Hold X to watch Kevin Spacey eat ribs.

The band immediately attempting to distance itself from the suit