No.

There’s a reason why conservatives rant about liberal snowflakes:

All I can think to myself is how incredibly excited Lonzo would be to sign a shoe deal with Nike or Adidas. That’s every young basketball player’s dream.

Don’t worry, man. Trump ain’t gonna fuckin’ notice.

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

HR? Yeah you are a sissy

Yeah, his signature line was “Oh- just one more thing... [question that unravels suspect’s seemingly-flawless alibi]”

Whenever I hear NFL draft commentators proclaim, “He’s a first-rounder” or “He’s not a great pick at 10, but he’d be better at 20,” I’m not even “a little bit” insulted — I’m just insulted. He’s a first-rounder? What does that even mean?

Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

The average person does not know or care who is speaking at Ol’ State U on any given day. Seriously, I have no idea what’s going on at my alma mater and I sure as hell don’t care what’s going on at yours.

Childcare costs drive down female participation in the workforce. My wife is a skilled chef. Were she to work, we would literally be paying for her to work. And that’s only comparing her likely take-home salary to the cost of childcare.

Excuse me, Barry. I think you mean:

This plus the executions (including reports of one of the executed not being properly sedated before killed) just exemplifies how backwards and inhumane this country is with respect to its treatment of prisoners.

...explaining the game of football to a Nigerian refugee...

Many people here (Gawker in general as well) still don’t get how statistics work. They think there’s a crystal ball I imagine.

Didn’t Nate Silver say that Hillary would win?

From what I remember Nate Silver and 538 were the only ones saying that a Popular Vote win but Electoral College loss was a very real possibility

Gawker still seems to have for Nate Silver. He predicted a 4% win for Clinton nationally; final result was 2% win, which is damn good. The biggest problem, which FiveThirtyEight expressed over and over again, was that polls in Wisconsin and Michigan sucked and there weren’t very many of them(the polls in…

/Goes to make joke about them being 4-8 then remembers I’m clamoring for the Celtics to draft Markelle Fultz

big talk for a guy who couldnt even average 40 yards per punt...