You’ll notice that the thing uniting all the players listed above is that they are talented and entertaining players

Do you want to fuck your own daughter too?

Come on, Ashley, you missed the worst best one:

I was 17 (18 maybe?) years young working at a Starbucks when we were visited by a couple we soon came to know as the Mocha Frap Couple. Their MO was as follows: order a Venti Mocha Frap, proceed to the restroom while the drink is being made, smear handfuls of human feces they had brought with them in a plastic market…

Stormfront has to have a softball league or some shit that this dude can cover, right?

I had a gamer roommate too. He was a forging exchange student from China. Him and his 6 friends would pile into our 12x12 place and play League of legends.

Calling this team a “sleeper” was certainly one way of inviting Jameis Winston to fuck it.

Given the recent news of an actual pitcher in the same division passing away, maybe a title change for this article is in order.

Hassel was the best man in my wedding and kicked my ass in fantasy last weekend. He said nothing leading up to the matchup or during, only Tuesday morning when the matchup was final did he finally muster “suck it.” Nobody deserves this more than him, and it made my day to send this link to him with “suck it.” Thank…

There’s nothing wrong with being conservative, but there is plenty wrong with supporting the candidacy of a narcissistic bigot and associating with a group known for bigotry, sexism, and harassment.

THE GREAT TRUMPKIN SIGNED MY SHIRT I’M SO HYPED

Remember when Palantir conspired to blackmail, intimidate, and threaten journalists?! Pepperidge Farm remembers.