You really have no clue what the Civil War was about and what we have now because of it. Hint, it’s not slavery.

I’m sorry but seriously, fuck them. The new Frontier diesel has been successful but it’s craftsmenship is satisfactory. I want a Toyota diesel.

You reached out to Faraday Future for comment. Shit, so has the state treasurer for Nevada.

Because Canadians are lowkey racist.

I use to be the same way, but then I started working in emergency medicine. Changed my mind pretty quickly.

My favorite Civic:

The uniqueness made it a lot of fun but once you get really honest with yourself you realize that the outback that it is based on would have been a more practical car in almost every situation, which is why when it came time for me to get a new car I ended up with a Forester. So boring it hurts but practicality won…

Your odd choice of capitalization is very unsettling for some reason...

FTFYinstamotor.com

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

I worked with these kind of guys before...
At Google.
They are just as insufferable in person as they are in this article’s out takes.

In his ca.... oh.

I assume by “working” during his car rides he means “Gazing out the window and brainstorming catchy(douchey) names for shitty startups”

USA! USA! USA!

The Formula One traveling circus used up 42,792 tires in 2016, enough to fill up 10 Boeing 747-8 freighters.

I had to take my spirit animal out back and shoot it. Little bastard kept relieving itself in the corners of my mind despite many, many years attempting to train it.

Translated by my co-worker (son of Russian immigrants to America, not a joke)

To the tune of “Trapped Under Ice” by Metallica:

Hooning, starting to thaw
Sinking, downward I fall
Can my Land Cruiser swim?
Find out! I’m cracking the ice!