A long time ago, I had a woman (in a giant fur coat, of course) try to buy a bicycle tire pump from me because her Mercedes had a flat. I tried to tell her that (A) the tire is probably flat because it has a puncture, so a bicycle pump isn’t going to do a damned thing, and (B) even if there was no puncture, a bicycle…

Dat CarMax warranty tho...

Did you just call the 500L a “future classic”?

Moar red meat, beer and cig’s please.

Dude, who puts gravy on a cake instead of icing?

The cynic in me says it’ll be welcome at first, but then sales quotas will still ruin everything. The sales manager won’t care that Bob sold 9 cars this month to 9 extremely satisfied consumers who made well-informed purchases and will recommend the dealer to others when Jim gave customers “about what they expected”…

You take that back

Of course it is....and even with Porsche superior steering feel and all that, I’ll still argue that most buyers don’t care.

Turns into? Why can’t it be skyscraper all the time?

My dad bod is ready

“It’s about damn time!”    *said in deep voice*

All the time.

I would love a car made by Sbarro. It would be delicious.

I think this gif perfectly sums up how I feel about spending $6,000 on this death trap. Crack Pipe, by about $4,912.

plastidip bro!

At last! Somebody besides me gets it!

Championship White is a terrible color

How does it affect you which direction people park their car?

Absolutely not.

Wow, wasn’t ready for that shock