Super long air cleaner stud and double upper radiator hose clamp have to be good for something as well.

I really don’t want to know how many unplanned pregnancies happened in and around this vehicle.

This is Texas; we don’t need a commercial reason to own this truck.

“R/C Mustang GT500 and Duplo People (The Ultimate Cars & Coffee Playset)“

So many people claim this these days... someone on this board said it about the Duramax Colorado/Canyon.

BULLSHIT.

No, hell no. The real heroes of auto shows are the ladies who wear stiletto heels for hours on end and still have the grace to smile at you when you ask them a question when all you really want is their attention.

Spot on comparison—and that is NOT a compliment, VW.

Just a buttermilk drinking contest is too easy. Have to combine it with running. My son’s tri team did that (but with regular milk) — each kid had a gallon, run a 400, chug some milk, run a 400, chug milk. First one to finish the milk or the last one left after others yakked, whichever came first, won. It was…

No, he does not have a wife or children.

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

Bros aren’t buying this. It’s for nerds that don’t know any better (CVT time!), or for the 22 year old (living in a multi-family house) that absolutely wants to buy a Japanese performance car but has to take siblings to and from school, and run chores for live-in grandparents.

Not the right company, but applicable:

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

This movie will piss me off if it doesn’t have Batou’s car.