Good god! They really are reviving the old A.V. Club, aren’t they? What’s next? A takedown review by Ignatiy? The long-prophesied return of Snarkmaster General Sean O’Neal himself?!

Or “Down in the Park”

“Are ‘Friends’ Electric?” - Gary Newman

Hooray! Some suggestions (okay I know this is a lot but hey, might as well try):

CancerAIDS upon you.

Cut to the Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen

One word: Dawes.

Klaatu - Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

Okay, now that I’ve recovered from the surprise of this being reintroduced...

Sharon Van Etten - Seventeen

Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett - The Monster Mash

Probably too obscure, but who cares:
Whale - Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe

my wishlist / things I think would be fun:

I think I speak for us all when I choose “The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Of Company B”.

Paramore - Still Into You

“Slippery People” by Talking Heads!

Something to honor Steve Albini! Big Black’s “Bad Penny” or “Kerosene”, or Shellac’s “Prayer to God” or “Death of Radio” would be great choices.

“They’ll Need A Crane” by They Might Be Giants

“Pure Energy (What’s On Your Mind)“ by Information Society.

Nu-AV Club also championed it. They wrote 3 articles about it in 3 years