“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…

I never touch food with my hands while gaming... ... ...but just for you I will eat a bowl of soup and let it drip down my beard onto my keyboard while reading this.

When I read an article like this, my cheap and easy joke sense really Pringles. 

When I’ve settled into a marathon sesh of achieving the impossible in the world of video games, I always make sure to fuel up like a champion. That’s why I consume lesser gamers while I game. Whether controller, mouse and keyboard, or joystick, lesser gamers give me the energy I need to play one more match. And don’t…

First rule of the hunt: find a second source. :-p 

Not only that, the local Walmarts actually have the physical copies for $49.95. Their website shows $59.99 and all sites say they’re $59.99, but $49.95 on the shelf. Makes no sense but whatever.

I literally just found one today, then came online and saw this article.
He also says he’s ‘hardly a collector’, so I’m assuming he just doesn’t know the art of the hunt.

I’m gonna go ahead and add murder to your overly simplistic description of suicide then....wtf is wrong with you.