Yeah, but to be fair, if rappers actually meant half the stuff they say they'd probably all be locked up.

This is a lot funnier if you imagine it as some sort of weird performance art piece.

This is actually going to be an expanded universe type series with one movie made per personality.

"Christian Bale… is… hardened… by… Bab…ies"
Ew.

I'm excited to see Paul Giamatti play Sleazy Guy #43132, but personally, I don't think he'll ever top his performance as Sleazy Guy #253.

I think the sex, therefore I am the sex.

Alien 5 minus 2

The Hulk looks like he's about to start a Communist Revolution.

I own a pet clownfish. Are you saying that clownfish aren't allowed to die, huh? Racist.

The Departed
His superpower is being dead.

I'm actually happy that she's writing the next one because it means that it's probably going to be pushed into the "so bad it's good" territory, unlike the first one which was more of the "so bad, that I don't care" type territory.

And the winner is…. Haley Joel Osment!

Meryl Streep would still somehow win.

"Best Sound Editing". Fucking A.