Also, Armand Assante. Even just his name.

Agreed, but he's a little boy compared to these dudes.

I'm an Italian-American woman and my dad was a huge fan of Scorsese's movies, so I became one, too. But as I got older I saw the same themes over and over and—even if it's subconsciously because he means to focus on the man's story—many of his films do paint woman badly. They are usually dopes and harpies, if they…

Um, but merkins are kind of yucky: http://jezebel.com/5644202/14-fam…. Maybe go with Merlin, or Dildo?

She's signaling about putting something in it. Eww, sorry.

Making it, um, rain down.

They still have it (at least at the one I went to in suburban NY), but it's considered a side so it's small. Take a close look at the menu or ask for it. My mom so so depressed that they didn't have it when we went for the first time in years, but then I saw it listed under "sides."

The best was when he asked her to name 3 things she liked about Eminem. She answered, "They come in convenient packages...".

On the plus side, it sounds like he's a miserable person on the inside so he can never truly be at peace. Hope you can find some without his sorry butt.

There's no sense in being conflicted about some things—this being one. It makes me so sad when I do something heartfelt for someone and they outwardly wonder about my motives. She's gone and this is something the family and the new wife/kids will enjoy, so I wish people would focus on that. Even if she did it to not…

Right. Last week I heard a celeb say in an interview, "Ugh, I've been working so hard to promote this album. I've been getting up at 6 am every day lately." Wheeeew! That's what most of us do, esp if we commute!

I actually think the blue color warms the skin tone.

It's a good, silly movie with a great cast. It actually made me like Hugh Grant a little, which seemed impossible.

But his name is Nico, which seems cool and not stuffy.

I know he's not a diva, but Stevie Wonder's Someday at Christmas is the best holiday album forever.

Black is obviously very slimming.

I think we should get Britney Spears this furry, little hugger.

Maybe you might like being into Mazzy Star or Portishead instead? You seem too self-aware to be into LDR.

That's upsetting, but it's admirable that you have perspective through your family's shitty mess. Your story reminded me of this one: http://www.newstimes.com/news/us/articl… because people often forget how the "bad" guy's family has heartache, too.

That's exactly what I was going to say, and yes it's heartbreaking (as well as maybe somewhat ignorant because you never know if that child wants to be your mini-me or caretaker). I have a friend, age 41, who just told me that she wants to adopt three boys so she "won't die alone." I understand, but I couldn't help…