I do this every time, but...

Neither of these fuckers can spell and it is DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE

Dear Deadspin,

“Front-wheel-drive cars tend to be associated with economy cars, not luxury.”

I thought the contrast between the serenity of Satie’s Gymnopedies and the awkward wrongness of the thing was particularly inspired.

I would pay money to watch that documentary, just sayin

I’m so tired of this. Bourbon is whiskey. Scotch is whiskey. Irish whiskey is whiskey. Canadian whiskey is whiskey. Blended American whiskey is (barely,) whiskey. Pretty much, if it’s a distilled spirit made from grain and aged in a barrel, it’s whiskey. Each of the types have their own rules about what it takes to be…

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

As long as it’s not a Best of Castalia House.

There has been a lot of ink spilled about the absolute failure of the puppies slate and the massive cognitive dissonance they all suffer by changing their own rules to turn it into a victory. The lost and they lost hard. What I saw when I watched the Hugo Awards was humor, warmth, a sense of togetherness and an entire…

Easy answer... once you get past the first season, anyway.

So is Golden Monkey. Pretty much everything the V does is awesome.

Please let anything be the “new IPA.” I’m dead sick of palate wrecking beers dominating the craft landscape.

So have we moved past IPA’s yet? I sure hope this (sour) is not the next trend. I was hoping for Stouts or Porters. Maybe some nice Belgians. How about Rye.

because, you know, a deer rifle and pistol will work great against the most powerful military on the planet.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

Any of Christopher Moore, really.

Starting from the time lag confusion and the cat, going all the way through all the literary references and Cambridge eccentrics, to the Bishop’s Bird Stump, To Say Nothing of the Dog has me in giggles every time I reread it.

I’m tired of the same lazy -ass excuses for not putting canopies on these cars. Fire Suppression systems exists in every other type of auto racing. They are top notch and completely extinguish any fires in the cockpits. When was the last time a driver burned to death in a major touring racing series?

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.