uncommonmagpie
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uncommonmagpie

Trump has “perfect genes” but unfortunately he’s unable to fit his fat ass into a par of jeans.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

My money’s on Flynn having already flipped for the FBI, and now they’re all scrambling to get whatever deals they can—if you’re the first to testify to the House it’s probably going to look better than if you were the last.

has volunteered to testify in front of the House Intelligence Panel regarding Russia’s influence in the election.

I love how the GOP keeps saying the ACA is in a death spiral. It’s not (according to the CBO), but Republicans did everything they could to kill it:

Yeah. I’ll believe the bill won’t pass only after it actually fails. If you’re betting on the House stopping the bill, you’re betting on the House Freedom Caucus to oppose Donald J. Trump.

Whoa. Good on you for trying and sorry you had to go through that. Issa sucks, fuck that guy.

Tomorrow is the vote on the AHCA, so I did something I do often, and called my Congressman’s district office, that’s Darrell Issa’s office in Vista CA, to ask about his vote, as he has publicly made noises about how he’s not thrilled with such a huge defunding of PP and so many people losing coverage. It’s a lucky day

It’s such a ridiculous way to prolong it either, since what Nunes has admitted is that it was “incidental collection” where foreign contacts under surveillance had been in touch with the Trump team, meaning (1) that it explicitly wasn’t targeted surveillance, wiretapping, or “wiretapping,” and (2) that Trump’s people,

It may be a heavily Republican district, but he could get primaried out.

Nunes won his district by a huge margin last election; 68 to 32.

Nunes is doing everything to assure his own political destruction. When Trump inevitably goes down in disgrace, as he will, Nunes will be remembered for trying to feed Trump inside info on the hearings (without alerting the committee) precisely when he should be prosecuting him. What a short-sighted tool.

Don’t for a second believe that they actually don’t have the votes to pass this. They’re giving away political bribes like they’re beads at Mardi Gras - call every single one of your congresscritters today and lodge your opinion.

“I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED!”

could you imagine republican outrage if Obama specifically bought a building with a 666 address partially because of the address?

Can you imagine if Obama visited a building with a 666 address? Even if it was to use the bathroom? That’d be enough for Alex jones and evangelicals to storm the White House in a flood of flabby white insanity.

We understand that Colorado is educated. But what about Colorodo?

666 5th Avenue