Actually I’m cool with that. Fuck Paul Ryan. His sucking 1%er dick as domestic policy is going to kill people who will lose their insurance under his American Wealthcare Act, so motherfucking fuck that fucking motherfucker.

Speak for yourself. I live just outside LA, well within range of the nukes that’ll be peppering the west coast once DJT gets told to attack NKorea.

I think he brings his staff with him and instructs them to laugh. That speech he made to the CIA right after the inauguration, there were reports that it was his own people laughing at his jokes.

Yeah, I was watching it and thought, “no way that room thought what he said was that hilarious.” Unless German reporters and aides think it’s fucking hilarious one of our intelligence departments monitored their Chancellor’s calls.

Today’s tweet assessment: First one closest to actually being by trump: I’d give it a 60-70% probability. The latter two not by him.

Why do you think Trump doesn’t want to call the new health plan “Trumpcare”? So he can blame Paul Ryan for it.

We are all going to die, slow and painful death

Merkel just reduced Ivanka to dirt.

You missed this headline:

How on earth does Ivanka keep on getting to sit next to world leaders? Is it ‘take your daughter to work’ year?

That, I think she’s used to.

Possibly mixed with the weight of being the smartest person in the room.

An expression I term “losing the will to live”. Poor Merkel. Can’t wait for her memoirs.

Does the Cheeto King bring a his stupid peanut gallery with him everywhere now? Because he cracked that ‘joke’ about Merkel and people guffawed, but I didn’t actually SEE anyone laughing. Or maybe it’s just a laugh track.

Dexadrine injections don’t give you the sniffles. I’ll say no more.

I watch Madam Secretary every week worrying how poorly Trump would handle these plausible fictional situations. I keep thinking “they handled that crisis cleverly, I don’t think Trump would have a clue.”

I’d love to see any of these asswipes go to work with Pneumonia.

Then they should give Rex “Low Energy” Tillerson those same dexedrine injections Trump gets.

Diplomatic events in Japan traditionally exhaust Republicans. Sometimes they drop right into their soup.

I wish we could get Tea Leoni to be SOS. I figure just from filming almost three seasons of Madam Secretary has given her more experience and skill in diplomacy and dealing with world leaders than this assclown piece of shit