How is this a thing? Aren’t those grown men in those suits? How do I become a part of this?

Some perspective on how historic this is:

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

If you watch the officials in that highlight video, the number of times they signal to play on is crazy. He’s getting hacked to shreds and still destroying those other kids.

Instead of just writing in the rulebook: weed is illegal, and not actually having it on the agreement of testables, the NFL has said that they have to test it b/c the government classifies it as illegal. They literally act is if they are the military

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Man shut the fuck up

I would absolutely love it if Trump has scheduled a bunch of random citizens with the same name as famous athletes. How great would it be to see them announce “Tim Tebow” and have some random scrawny kid from Arizona walk in?

Tom Coughlin would be screaming in your face if you didn’t kick that kid at least 30 yards.

I save my biting criticism for Uruguay

*And now, Uruguay’s national anthem...*

“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

Somewhere, Collin Cowherd is furiously typing up a think piece about pre-game Dabbing and how it relates to Westbrook’s leadership/upbringing/future.

Tyson: Congrats, University of Cincinnati!

You missed the true number 1. Valentina: