Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Dearest Mother,

The dealer was immediately hired by Rob Pelinka as a salary cap specialist

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

I you’re trying to make a point but there’s no reason to basically lie to make that point. While I agree with most of the article to state “played two solid but unspectacular seasons for a couple of good but generally disappointing Tar Heels squads” just makes you look stupid. He was "unspectacular" in making first…

“Note for all of you unfamiliar, the dispute unfolded in both of Canada’s official languages, français/joual and English.”

They'll be a real Challenger this year

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

two letters in a box is a common practice in harder crosswords

“More like Trystin’ Thompson right guys?”

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Yes, and it ended up being the worst defensive play I’ve ever seen in a big moment. Jesus, let the guy catch the ball in front of you, give him a hug, and the game is over. For a second after the catch I was thinking the receiver should get out of bounds because there’s no way #43 was last man back based on how he…

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

I assume it was abandoned juuuust before it crossed the goal line, right?

The New Zealand Herald reports that the USA could also be in the mix due to financial reasons, with America’s Fox Sports paying AU$512m to televise the 2018 and 2022 World Cups.

After the game, the Giants D apologized and came out as gay.

We have hotels right on the water like that here in America, too.

He’s A Dim Son...

Maybe he has an eye issue and it’s fucking up his depth perception, like Liam McPoyle.