Doesn’t sound like he was Koalafied to run a major sports program.

I’m not believing any rumors coming from a guy who bought his Twitter handle from Brett Favre.

“What the hell did I do to deserve that?!?”

“What happened to your ankle?”

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

“Was Odor’s punch a sucker punch!?!?

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

Nein

I wonder how many Stalin bases he has this year?

Damn, talk about a party fowl.

“Respect the unwritten rules of baseball”

Olivera’lone..!

Klinsmann: Looks like a decent left back to me.

Wings fan chucked the damn thing onto the ice in the third period, for no clear reason.

You’d think they could jerry-rig a way to handle those tickets.

I turned off the game with like 9 minutes left. Turned back to it after awhile and Syracuse is cutting down the net. Wtf?

Things only got more embarrassing for him on the next possession, when he was sure that the little guy was about to douse him with a bucket of water, only to end up with a face-full of confetti.

Here come the Sweaty Pitt jokes

I call bullshit that that red shirted individual is Miller. If it was Miller, the shirt would have been completely soaked through with sweat...

In addition to being a terrible, condescending question, it’s also a deeply stupid one that shows the reporter doesn’t understand how basketball works. Baylor got outrebounded because defensive rebounds are easier than offensive ones, and Baylor missed way more shots. Baylor rebounded better than Yale on a percentage…