Clearly you’re not paying attention. They came down hard. That program got a really easy bracket and a #1 seed.

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

last night in some hot Cleveland Regional Final action

He couldn’t have made contact as you can see the testes move back and to the left... back and to the left. At that angle, Paul would have needed a magic nut tap.

Bah, you know if Vernon Davis ever gets his hands on that money that he’s just going to clumsily drop it on the ground.

Analyze this: You are in the nosebleed section of a 76ers game.

“You’re doing it wrong — we don’t even have to go through all that trouble of hiding revenue from players.”

Samer: Tim, I need to head over to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Fan Fest to see if someone brought their dog. It’ll be a great afternoon post to put up on Deadspin.

A couple years ago my parents were staying at my place and brought stuff to make breakfast for my family one of the days they were there. My dad whipped up a delicious breakfast, the centerpiece of which was sourdough pancakes. A couple days later I came across a mystery container in the fridge and, upon opening it,…

The Dallas Cowboys have reportedly inquired in to his availability.

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

Remember like three years ago when Nate Silver said that the average Deadspin reader was a 34 year old white male with an above average income, and high alcohol consumption?

Did anyone ever think that Howie Long would have kids who are fun? Seriously, how did this happen?

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.

I like this guy.

Kelly to Titans...

I wish I had a quarter million worth$750K.

He just jumped to #1 on Jerry Jones draft board (and heart).

I'd guess that the median Deadspin commenter is a 34-year-old white male with middle-to-high income but also above-average alcohol consumption. So we're taking about a remaining live expectancy of 47 years, give or take. My best guess is that you'll die in 2060, perhaps just a few days before Sasha Obama wins her…