I also wonder why there is not mention of IOBIT? It has found things for me that Malwarebytes did not.

I've also spent ten minutes trying to force a Mike Piazza joke into here.

I've spent ten minutes trying to make a TIN ROOF - CRUSTY joke but can't get the first half figured out. So I'll just leave this here.

FUNKY LITTLE SNACK, FUNKY LITTLE SNACK

Everybody's puking! Everybody's pooping! Folks lining up outside just to throw up!

The Whole Shack's Shitty! (in my best Fred Schneider voice)...

Back up to the internet (recommended) with a program like Crashplan or Backblaze. This is preferred. It's very easy to set up, and ensures that your data is kept safe even if your house catches fire or gets burgled.

That was Kim Kardashian. If you don't recognize her then I really wish I were you.

you should answer for your own hang-ups

You have learned well my son.

instead of playing for a win, he plays to tie.

I personally have gay family members who I love and support just as I do any family member.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

Oh, the huge manatee!