As long as they stay away from the folder named "kitchen utensils", I'm good.

@TulsaTime: Rumor has it that Katie may be coming back to Today once she and CBS figure out a dignified way to send her down the chute...I don't know if this keeps you at GMA or sends you to Today quicker.

A lot of gadgets seem to confuse and frustrate Andy Rooney...especially when he's hard up for a topic.

I think he's lying. I bet most of his cars already smell like bacon grease or french fries.

@Orionsaint: Jurassic Snark?

Doesn't CBS realize that he actually died 5 years ago, and that his mouth is just moving reflexively?

Thank goodness! For a minute I thought this was about Cojo, the Harpo-terrorist.

@ian.nai: Or for Bin Laden to pay for a NYC cab ride with a credit card.

They also make for unwieldy game shows (although I must admit to watching this religiously when I was little).

@gloeden31: Totie Fields. And in honor of Jerry Lewis' upcoming annual marathon this weekend, here she is.

Seeing Brendon pop one off would be the real get this season. He's 'boasted' about having a 2-wank-a-day habit. Until last Thursday he was using Rachel as his doll companion. Now he's flying solo again. Be on the lookout!

@lodown is waiting for MizJenkins: Nope, the curtain actually runs perpendicular to the shower doors; it's the divider between the two shower areas.

I think it's time for Chris Hansen to tiptoe on Bill's set and do his thing.

Dear Steve,

For once, the internet journalism tradition of clicking through four other blogs to get to the original source was soooooo worth it.

Is she auditioning to be his next scandal?

"Yes, but is it art, Eddie?"