Starred for the ability to use “nothing” as a verb in commendably reasonable fashion. A thoroughly cromulent assessment of this vehicle.

McGriddle is trash. That fake sweet syrup flavor is horrific. McMuffins of all stripes continue to be a far superior product.

This is my pick too. I like the unhinged lunacy of it, and I also have a soft spot for step vans for whatever reason.

Came here to say the same. Why would they choose to intro this (theoretically at least somewhat) enthusiast truck in Holy-shit-I’m-impossibly-bored-by-this-fleet-vehicle silver??

I don’t think I understand why being in Arkansas necessarily qualifies the car as rust-free in the seller’s eyes.

I’m a season ticket holder for Atlanta United, our MLS team, which often plays on non-Sundays, and can vouch for the fact that the people will stand in interminable lines to eat the same (overrated) Chick-fil-A in that stadium that they can get outside much more quickly.

A crab can, for the most part, escape a bucket relatively easily on its own, but if you put a cluster of them into a bucket together, they’ll pull would-be escapees back down into the bucket so they can all go to their demise rather than allowing anyone to regain their freedom (and not die).

Am I crazy, or does it look like a poor man’s Urus?

Some of us prefer the strategy of applying alcohol to induce the shitty decisions in the first place.

The father of a girl I once knew had a 370Z convertible...probably about an ‘04. One time I was visiting their home, out in the country, and was offered the chance to drive it. I was super excited because, given the relative remoteness of the area, the distances were somewhat long and I’d have about an hour behind the…

These two-doors have aged well IMO, and their relative rareness should be a boon to this specific example.

Thanks for the clarification re: the tax credits.

It’s an almost new Taycan that has already taken the “drive off lot” depreciation hit, yet that’s not reflected in this sale price.

Combination of worst for the station attendants/greatest shame for me:

Right; this was pretty much exactly my point. Even if the parts are more or less off-the-shelf Ram components, it’s pretty obviously going to require a lot more than a “basic tuneup,” and irrespective of how simple each repair/refurb might be, it seems likely to me that it’ll be a drawn out chore.

“Needs a basic tuneup,” along with the replacement of everything rubber or soft or remotely prone to rot. I don’t have any idea what hoses and whatnot cost for a Viper, but I can’t imagine the task will be “basic” in any capacity.

One of my big go-tos is Barenaked Ladies’ “Break Your Heart,” specifically the version from their live album Rock Spectacle. This is from BNL’s pre-pop radio era, so worlds better than tripe like “One Week.” The song is a great meditation on the loss that occurs after a breakup, and will resonate with anyone who’s…

Heh, well with all the rust, this one comes with soft spots for you, amirite?

An already rusted example of a rust-prone model, living in Oregon.