Fuck this guy, I love raisin-oatmeal.

The straights have it, Gungans lay eggs.

Ah, it's one of those things that is an ongoing frustration, I gave up on arguing with them a while back as they take something of a pack dynamic approach to it so it's not really something I feel is a productive use of my time. Fantasizing about smacking is about all I get. I'm not an idealistic 21 year old…

I suppose I should give him more time to grow into his brain, but damn if it isn't infuriating to be condescended to by a 12 year old.

I mostly dislike TBBT because I feel like it's a cynically marketed Chuck Lorre show that is poorly written and designed to appeal to the emerging "nerdy cool" market. I actually gave it a go a while back which resulted in me staring blankly at the television for 10 laugh-free minutes. Most of the characters seem…

I've been trying on the evolution/Bible route, considering that was what brought me out of it when I was around that age, but my family is so actively involved in a local evangelical church community that they are on their way to attend church three or four times today. I was in a Christian homeschooling program as…

I'll try. I changed the damn kid's diapers, I'd hope he'd at least like something about me.

Fair enough, though he's lucky I'm not closer to him in age at this point as my brotherly instinct to smack him is kicking in, not that I'm a violent person. It's just hard having your entire character questioned condescendingly by a 12 year old on a semi-daily basis. I have an older sibling who describes himself as…

Yeah, they consider him an idiot, basically. He's their most mockable character, apparently they associate that with my lack of religion as they often express as much. I put The Big Bang Theory in the "entirely unfunny" category so I can't muster up the energy to try and watch more of it than the 10 minutes I already…

He's actually incredibly smart, he's top of his class and wins all of the chess tournaments he attends. He even beats me when I play him, though I don't play chess often. I am pretty much at the point of giving up on him, I don't feel like someone that smart should get away with being so hateful even at a young age…

I am totally crazy, but I am capable of seeing logic in that I believe in evolution and am an atheist-agnostic. After coming out to my folks as bi (a stupid idea) I had my loans cut off and had to move home and the first thing my little brother said to me at the time was "You aren't gay". This kid deserves punching,…

No, he won't, my whole family is creationist and loves TBBT. Again, I have considered the smacking strongly. The little idiot won't shut the fuck up about it either, I'm beginning to wish my parents wore a condom that night.

This weekend I caught my family watching Last Man Standing. This obviously disturbed me and I said as much in a polite way, to which my 12 year old brother suggested I "just leave". Is it wrong to hate my 12 year old brother? I just don't like the little shit, he's a passionate creationist, a jock, and loves The Big…

So, basically, Larry David needs to be in Star Wars, that's what you're saying, right?

Yeah, but imagine an all-Lando movie where he just goes around doing Lando shit, like drinking Colt 45 and goin' down on space ladies smoothly. Oh, wait, that's Space Dandy.

I feel like the new Star Wars movies are largely a commercial effort, so why not add in a bunch of call backs to the orginal trilogy, this ain't exactly Chaucer.

Google "lando cape".

I hope capes somehow become fashionable again.

He's actually been actively campaigning to be in the series, I think he'll probably at least show up in one of them.

True that! On a less serious note, I really hope Lando is in someway involved with the franchise. Billy Dee goes down smooth!