Did everyone just up and forget about Lando?

Well, I'm glad they're in a fulfilling sexual relationship.

My little sister is weirdly obsessive about Archie comics, so I suspect this news will either delight or enrage her.

Yeah, no doubt. The best way I found of dealing with that guy irritating me was to stop hanging around him. Saying their name gives them power, like Morgoth.

Portlandia is one of those shows that works best as sketch clips for me, there's so much that irritates me or is simply unfunny that I don't feel like sifting through an entire episode when I could just watch the clips online.

You…you've thought about this.

The only reason I knew what an MRA was before reading the AV Club was because a friend of mine had a stroke and started bringing up their talking points when we'd smoke weed together. I asked him, "Where the hell are you getting this stuff man, it sounds…off base?" and he replied, "Reddit." I nodded and said, "Ah…

Maybe they could have a girl version of Slimer instead, named "Moister".

I feel like this big twist is just a scribbled doodle on a napkin of Jon and Daenarys fucking while Tyrion watches. GRRM, in his defense, "Well, they're definitely twisting."

That was a sweepingly sarcastic statement, I admit, but that's all I really can muster up for Macklemore, he doesn't deserve better and I'm sure his piles of money will absorb his tears. I'm not sure who else Macklemore was trying to preach to, he's a Vanilla Ice level joke in the serious rap community and he knows…

I would say that you're right, artists do have an obligation to make a point, but they need to make sure its THEIR point to make. Ya feel me? (please don't) I really feel like a straight liberal white guy preaching to an audience of straight liberal white people about gay rights isn't exactly making a point that is…

Nah, the alcoholic shit was just annoying. I'll repost what I said to another guy cause I know disqus sometimes has a hard time loading comments:

I like rap because it's often from the point of view of an oppressed minority, something I identify with, and I feel like people from those groups should be allowed to make their own statements and definitely don't need a straight white privileged person telling them how to do so, which is Macklemore's whole schtick.…

Nah, white privileged people shouldn't make rap songs about being white and privileged because that's the goddamn dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Yay?

Ugh, Macklemore. People who like Macklemore are exclusively white and privileged.His music is vampiric of many political "causes" like, LGBTQ rights (my community, I DO NOT want a straight man speaking for us), alcohol addiction recovery (I drink moderately, you preachy fuck), black rights (look in a fucking mirror),…

"Aflac is blind, like in reel life…Aflac is not natural hair, folcacly challended."
Pure poetry.

Lincoln's look of terror as Ilana jumped on his hood was priceless.

It was one of those friendships of convenience, it fell apart somewhat naturally after I found out she'd been stealing from me (so I stole it right back+more!).

I nominate the Spanish version of Mad Max: Fury Road so it can win everything. Fuck it, lets animate it real quick and give it best animated picture. Mad Max, You will ride into the Oscars eternal, shiny and chrome!