I'm still mad about Terriers. And Lucky! Nobody remembers Lucky.

Why does Av Club keep dropping the good shows? Man Seeking women is great, thanks for the great review. Armisen as Jesus having diarrhea was fucking transcendent.

Today, I was going to go see Deadpool with someone who had already seen it, but instead I was apparently a cover for them to go Valentines shopping at the retail store I used to work at and I got to awkwardly stand around and watch him pick out flowers while the security guy who thought I was stealing when I worked at…

My personal views on art and its definition are this: libcom.org/library/art-form…
"The aesthetic object is, as it were, without a particular Subject, or rather without any relation to a Subject other than that of pure contemplation - pure eye, pure ear, pure mind. Only in this purification of ordinary experience and…

Sounds like he might have had autism (a disproportionate amount of TF fans do), and I don't mean that in a disrespectful way. Bay really is a decent cinematographer, he's just shit at directing and extremely cynical about his audience so he keeps on turning out brainless shit movies. If Bay ever worked as just the…

Ha, found your post. It's kind of sad that two aging fans of a franchise can come to the same idea separately, but I suppose that just really speaks to its hollowness. Still, I am strangely attached to my G1 Sixshot I got for $40 when I was 10 and will likely take it to my death bed.

So, basically, you agree with me that it's shit but you don't want it to sound like you agree with me. I'll take it, I guess, because your last point is better than many of mine. This isn't art, it's two things skillfully pasted together. I went into it further along the thread when I said this:
"I love Star Wars and…

Louie killed it, I absolutely bought him as a woman and actually forgot it was him at times.

Despite my name (my usual, Dionysus, was taken), I am actually on the way casual side of things when it comes to collecting transformers (got 4 or 5 from my family as gifts to adorn my desk over the past 8 or 9 years, and sort of follow the comics), but in my brief forays into the community I noticed that there is a…

I'd ask if he was comfortable with drag, but I already know the answer is yes.

Twenty more and you can get her to leave.

"For a filmmaker there is nothing quite like the experience of Nick Cage bringing a character you’ve written to life.” If anything I write ever gets made into a film, I demand Nicolas Cage play every part.

I was kind of thinking that the second season of MTMTE could be a little hard to follow for someone who hadn't been following Transformers for a long time. Still, MTMTE has brought up some oddly progressive ideas about non-binary gender roles in a robotic species that doesn't sexually reproduce so there is some actual…

There is an alternate universe out there where Michael Bay directed The Force Awakens, while the Transformers franchise was lovingly directed by the competent hands of Neil Blomkamp.

I read a lot of these in my teenage years, but the only ones I can really recommend as an adult are Last Stand of the Wreckers, Sins of the Wreckers, and the first season of MTMTE. I mean, some of the other stuff isn't terrible but none of it would make much sense to someone who didn't grow up following the franchise,…

If anyone wants to waste an enjoyable afternoon, I recommend to you to visit one of the many Transformers forums on the internet and browse the "movie" section for one of the many threads worshiping Michael Bay. It's hard to describe how funny it is to have someone write an essay defending Devastator's balls in the…

GRRM's Coma Journal:
Idea #1: Blog about Jets
Idea #2: drink
Idea #3: Blog about Giants
Idea #4: Edit another book
Idea #5: drink
Idea #6: goin to morocco!
Idea #7: email HBO for more boobs
Idea #8: boobs
Idea #9: boobs
Idea #10: Maybe someone's dick gets cut off?
Idea #11: drink

It's pretty great here, save for the whole crushing poverty thing.

The only crackpot theory I subscribe to is the one that says GRRM is going to fall into a wine-enduced diabetic coma during a Jets game before he even manages to finish The Winds of Winter.

I live on the Oregon coast so it reminds me of home.