Yeah, Depp hammed it up in Tusk, and it was great. You can totally just fast-forward during the extra violent scenes in Tusk, the joke of the movie really is that it was made (see that podcast).

Ah yes, shitty strawberry flavored dick, my favorite way to wind down the night.

I voted you up because I COULD.

Out of curiosity, why would one taste lube after it's been in a butt?

Enter inter-interspecies romance.

In my long-lost play through of origins, I went through and banged everyone I possibly could, male or female, ignoring the main plot just for the hilarious sex scenes. I did not have a very happy ending, ironically.

His cute little mustache tastes like marzipan.

I played a male Qunari and definitely banged Dorian a bunch, but only because every time we kissed it looked like my character was eating his face.

Catdog.

I was referring to the scene where *spoiler* Bran eats human flesh through Summer. People are quick to jump to conclusions around here.

What?

When you get to heaven, a sweater wearing black man greets you and reveals himself to be Godsby, and then a gif of Kanye flipping you off on loop plays and your hard drive is corrupt.

*click-bae

Oddly enough, I am most excited for the Greyjoys' plot line, because if they're going a route that is similar to the books, shit is about to get interesting. Also, I'm hoping Bran's mind powers end up doing something more than allowing him to *SPOILER*

Alright, I'm gonna say this here cause I'm in the middle of writing something I'm honestly proud of and I feel like being shamed: I loved Tusk.

This is why I am coming to prefer television to movies when it comes to epics. In a movie epic, a minor character with too much screen time can easily weigh down a film series while still being intrinsic to the plot, but in a longer form like a miniseries or a series, that minor character could be a side plot that…

It has been over 8 years since I've seen it, so I'd need to re-watch it for a better opinion, but I do remember the build-up to rescuing Jack taking far too long. If the series were to try and retain the trilogy format, I think it would have been better to skip the planning fazes of Jack's rescue and start At World's…

I think it speaks to the problem that both could have easily acted as an act for the other; they were a victim of Hollywood's weird need for trilogies and were over-extended in an attempt to catch the "epic" feel of LOTR/Star Wars. They didn't suffer nearly as much as The Hobbit "trilogy", but the second two Pirates…

Nice save.

All I really remember from the third one was that a giant lady turned into water and then there were whirlpools and Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley both looked fucking fine.