I watch most of my TV via the internet because of things like this, but I feel the complete opposite way about the movie Out Cold because when I was in High School, Comedy Central would play Out Cold every day and I eventually just got so used to tuning into it at random times that I came to enjoy it.

I took a Greek Tragedy class that had a small portion dedicated to Greek comedies and it was almost literally entirely dick jokes. And songs about dick jokes. And detailed information about how big the dick props should be.

I really enjoyed everything Kevin Smith did up until Clerks 2, which was unfunny self aggrandizing shit. Zack and Miri Make a Porno had its moments too.

I actually roughed through watching the first 30 minutes of The Bachelor Live to get to their bit, but it was definitely worth it. SPOILER Gil proposes to Lace with a Werther's caramel.

Somewhere deep in my parents' dingy storage locker is a faded yellow plastic racing helmet covered in green felt with a tin foiled spoon duct-taped to the side that I swear to god could kick that body armor's ass.

Wait, I thought we were talking about me. Been clinically depressed since I was 10.

SHIT

*Giggles nervously*

Yeah, that might be it. I suppose a sad mind seeks escape from what it is when it's awake.

If he smiles at you, whatever you do DON'T blush and twirl your hair around your finger while giggling nervously!

As soon as he started talking about Bane, I started reading the interview in his Bane voice and I could not stop snickering. The Bane voice and Bane were absolutely the best part of The Dark Knight Rises.

I'd imagine there's some sort of psychological basis behind that, but I have no idea what it means. Oddly enough, I can't remember a night in recent memory where I didn't dream (except when I've been drinking a lot).

When I was a kid, the only Deadpool comic I had was Deadpool #11, the one where Deadpool had somehow inexplicably taken over Spiderman's life in the 60's and since the internet was not yet a thing I thought it was canon. Deadpool's line in the comic (as Peter Parker) where he reasoned to a relative looking for Aunt…

I think that was what he was trying for, but due to being raised by a mother who was basically a bag of fat, cigarettes, weed, and lies (think Mac' mom from It's Always Sunny, but massively overweight) the poor kid's life skills were less than stellar.

I don't want to come off like I'm having a pity party or what have you, but yeah it's gotten pretty fucking dark this last year and I don't think depressed quite covers my life. If you want a depressing read, this is a short version of my year:

Yeah, I got the joke and it was good and that was my shitty anecdote taken from real life, though summarized. One roommate had a fly problem because he had like 30 bags of old trash in his room so he took it upon himself to fill a jar with old juice, ketchup, and chicken bones. He was successful in catching flies in…

I had attempted to get into the book series prior to watching The Expanse, but had not been able to find any copies locally (what can I do, there's two bookstores in the area, both of them used and shitty) and gave up/forgot about the series until my dad asked if I wanted to give this show a shot and I didn't even…

Luckily, I live in Oregon and have legitimate medical reasons to smoke (PTSD induced insomnia) and no longer have to hide my marijuana use at all (I try to be discreet). My father is oddly supportive of weed in general, he also has insomnia problems and I think he secretly wants to smoke so now that it's legal he just…

Netflix: Sit and spin off

Having lived in a stoner house, by no means would any of them have cleaned anything. Friend's mom: "Why is that whiskey bottle full of cigarettes and kool aid?" Friend: "We lost the ashtray." Friend's mom: "Isn't that the ash tray right there, with your, um, marijuana pipe in it?" Friend: "No, that's the pot ash…