Actually, speaking of full page ads, when the New Carissa split in half part of it showed up in my town's bay and my father's firm took a picture in front of it and got their ad on the back of the phone book. On the un-cool side of things, he's religious to the point of going to church all day Saturdays and Sundays…

Then you didn't meet him. If he didn't say something sarcastic and more than slightly condescending, it was not my father. That or he did, and it went over your head and you mistook it for being nice. He is a helpful man, he can be a kind man, but in the words of my mother, he is not a nice man.

There's a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in the area, I know many prominent people in the area are associated though that's not really saying much. SWIM got drunk and peed on their steeple senior year of high school.

So, uh, Better Call Saul?

It's going to be a long journey, I saved for four years the last time I moved away to transfer with my job, and ended up having to come back within a couple of months due to some heart/severe insomnia issues and I didn't have any insurance so I lost my cushy union job and am currently unemployed living in a basement.

To be honest, most people who live here are hoping it goes back into the ocean so we can leave or die. The town I live in literally has one stop light and 2k people, 5% of which are in my age group (26) and most of those are addicted to meth or have kids or both (usually both). The rest of the town is retired people,…

I want them to get the original cast of Rocky Horror together back to do all of their same parts, with all of the same outfits. Bostwick still has a nice ass, right?

Well, go to jail for felony meth possession in Lincoln County, Oregon and you probably will.

"I was going to tie him to a chair and scream at him for hours, but Chapo felt that was too sexual and it was"—Sean Penn

Both. He's also the area's traffic judge, and likes to speed so the cops can pull him over and sigh. He is the spitting image of Bob Odenkirk, but with a beard. We have our many differences, but he helps out a lot of people in a very poor area who wouldn't have made it out of the system without him and for that I give…

My father is an indigent defense attorney, and he often goes to circuit court in a ball cap and a leather jacket when he hasn't been given enough time to change. It pisses of the judges, but there's not much my father or the judges can do when the court is especially busy (it usually is). His clients usually end up…

Why would they even try to do this without Robin Williams? I'm not even that big on pre-grumpy and old Williams and I couldn't see this without him in it.

One good dream test is the light switch test. You are unable to change lighting in your dreams, so if you go to a light and it won't change you're probably dreaming. On the flipside, I get sleep paralysis and I often have dreams that I can't wake up from, despite being lucid. I'll wake, do the light test and realize…

Waking Life inspired me to try lucid dreaming (and psychedelics, which helped me deal with some post-traumatic stress). It's been surprisingly helpful, as I suffer from sleep paralysis on a regular basis and being able to find my active mind inside my dreams has been a really helpful tool in getting back to sleep and…

I was home-schooled through middle school and part of high school and when Venture Bros premiered (I was 13) I could have sworn they were ripping off my social interactions to write for Dean and Hank.

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You know, Fillion really does have that porn look down. Good butt too.

To be perfectly honest I actually don't watch it because I didn't know it was on when it first came out and now its not on any streaming services I have access to. Anyone else remember when hulu was free and had everything ever? Same for youtube?

I'm going to give you people the folksy advice that was given to me today at the gas station by an old drunk (white) man with a broken finger: "Never hit a black man in the head because them fuckers are hard headed and you'll break your damn finger."

You better be because you'll be the only one around.