Funny story, Biblical theorists think that the dude who everyone wanted to rape was an angel or some such, which supposedly justifies the giving up of his daughter to the townspeople.

The bible has 7-headed dragons raining down destruction on all of mankind alongside a beast with a whore on its back whereas narnia just had a shitty monkey prophet.

It starts out so well too! My mom read them to me as a kid, and about the time all of the main characters started disappearing my interest waned. I moved onto Tolkien a couple of years later, right before the movies came out.

I've read the whole Bible (I was raised in a Christian homeschooling program) and I can honestly say Narnia is a bigger drag. Definitely weirder though, as it's basically the Bible as filtered through C.S Lewis.

Oh and his space trilogy? ALSO a Christian parable.

I've been complaining about C.S Lewis' shitty writing since I was 9 and figured out that Narnia was just the bible but longer and weirder.

I think if Dawkins and Trump ever got in a room together and Fox New televised it, it would have to be censored. It would be blood or hatefucking, possibly both.

Of all the thinly-veiled Christian recruiting propaganda pieces out there, Narnia is probably the best. Still, I'm holding out hope for a gritty reboot of Veggie Tales.

I would love to see Snoke berate Kylo Ren by calling him a bird.

I like to think that Ryan Coogler is Ricky Coogler's real life son that he never mentions.

I probably should have added "Of the films out now according to Wikipedia" but yeah, the truth is usually somewhere in the middle of these director vs. corporation arguments and Whedon is a known (talented) drama queen.

Damn, that would have been awesome. I also see why Disney would have never done that.

I am of the opinion that Edgar Wright was mostly responsible for Ant-Man being the great thing that it was, but Reed's responsible handling of Wright's project makes me wonder exactly what exactly Wright's creative problems with Disney were, as the end-result ended up great and definitely felt like a Wright film. …

Of all the Marvel movie directors, only Whedon and Favreau have done more than one Marvel movie. While I don't agree entirely with him, Whedon indicated that the Marvel movie directors are pretty much a pair of hands behind a camera that is ultimately ruled by Disney. Still, the end result is decent, guess our…

Cut to six months after Black Panther's release, when an interview reveals Coogler hated how little creative control he had during the movie and swears off Marvel movies forever.

I was at work one day when I began to notice a spattering of people wearing neon hoodies emblazoned with the letters "SB" coming into the store. I asked a co-worker at the time "Hey, what's up with those sweaters? Why's everyone got those sweaters?" He looked at me funny and said "What sweaters?" I pointed out 5…

In true Star Wars fashion, they should ditch these pretty-boys and hire the carpenter.

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As an atheist who completely agrees with Gervaise and everything you just said, I find his voice annoying.

Those are two of my comedy crushes right there, so I may watch that. I also admit to enjoying the Dominic Monaghan episode (linked through an interview on this sight), he has such great energy and enthusiasm that he finds a way to make Doug's stoned schilling entertaining.