If it helps, I actually vomited on a crush of mine at one point, but in hindsight he kind of deserved it.

Yeah, I enjoyed a lot of what I read, but a lot of my reading of Gravity's Rainbow was spent going "Yeah, I get it. He's schizophrenic and there's a penis metaphor." Again, I enjoyed most of Gravity's Rainbow but I'm of the firm opinion that a little bit of editing would have made the story flow better and still…

And downing another bottle of wine, and another block of cheese…

Mine is to finish watching Mad Men and the Sopranos (Yes I saw the Wire, yes it was awesome), and then finally finish Gravity's Rainbow. I'm on the last 30 pages and I just can't bring myself to plow through the near-incomprehensible mess that is Slothrop's deteriorating mind.

His bit on Getting Doug with High is a perfect example of this fact. Doug and Cross are real life friends, and Cross just absolutely destroys the whole show's concept. Cross' episode is the only episode of that show people need to watch.

I'm not sure if I'm excited for Game of Thrones or not; now I don't know how the books did it better.

On a positive note, I got to watch that music video again and it was great again. If Steven Universe is ever off the air, the team behind it needs to just do awesome space rock music videos with bisexual tension because really that's what kids need more of these days.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mars! How absurd! It's so far away!

So if this series is good, fox is either going to run it after Family Guy, or send it to TBS out of spite, right?

The advertisement I got for this article was: "NEW DEPEND SILHOUETTE ACTIVE FIT" Which is the most on point thing added to this discussion.

My personal exercise plan consists of jogging through a two mile trail every day to get to the store to get beer and groceries, the last half of which is on a steep vertical incline through the forest. The backpack I carry while I'm doing this usually ends up weighing somewhere between 20 and 40 pounds depending on…

Some people just don't know how to be poor right anymore, but you sir, you do.

I just realized that I've been watching The Venture Bros. since I was 13.

You should probably do actual exercise instead, yoga's just glorified stretching.

Well, my brother already did that, soooooooo…..yeah, way to have weird indignation. If there was any confusion for those on the spectrum or those who were not aware of the Police's union protesting this movie and also did not read this article on which we are commenting, I was making a joke

I originally watched Twin Peaks with the the thought of "Oh, what a big city, " because of the 51,201 population. Even the original 5,120 doubles my town's size.

Alright, but you gotta throw in a little wooden cart for me to scoot about in and a rusty old cup full of coins to shake at squirrels who look at me shiftily.

Alright, 10k for the left leg and 20k for the right.

Ah, rural Oregon: the land of bona fide backwoods hicks with beards and flannel shirts. Tourists come to my town and seem to think the local look is meant to be ironic, but I can assure you 9/10 people in my town worship Duck Dynasty. Portlandia has tricked people into thinking Oregon is some quirky liberal oasis, but…

I live in rural Oregon (pop: 2,000) and the only form of public transportation in my town is a bus that comes 4 times a day. Maybe if I sold my body.