The hackers are right, this movie was amazing and if its free, all the better! I saw it in digital (my brother paid, so it was free) and I couldn't think of any possible reason to justify a 300 mile road trip to the closest theater with 70mm just to be pretentious. If anything, the best reason to watch this movie in…

It's a sad day when The Venture Bros. is not on a list like this and that awful Ben Affleck trainwreck is.

This year for New Years Eve I played Gwent with a cross-dressing elf right up until I finally beat the tricky fucker at five minutes till midnight, at which point I went up to watch the ball drop in times square and sipped Martinelli's Sparkling Cider with my tee-totaling family. After wrapping up the Witcher 3, I…

What fucking kid has HBO?

This is why I don't post on The Big Bang Theory threads. It would just be me going "WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" and suggesting that they all get chemically neutered for having such terrible taste.

Let this be a lesson to people everywhere: wear baggy jeans, disrespect your conservative Christian parents, sweaters are ugly and itchy, and jello is a fucking shitty dessert. Fuck off, Bill Cosby, fuck off and die.

I got The Witcher 3 for Christmas and since then I have played 28 hours on Death March. I really enjoyed Fallout 4, bugs and all, but I'd be amazed if any game could be better than The Witcher 3.

No, then they'll use a mixture of mainland Chinese actors and Ben Kingsley and hope nobody knows the difference.

The only choice is to white-wash the whole cast.

I am both blonde haired and blue-eyed and part of the Choctaw nation (via my Great Grandmother) and according to my tribe's wiki, so is Scott Aukerman.

Aya Cash, Rami Malek, Andy Daly, and maybe everybody on Fargo.

To be honest I'm fairly anti-theist myself and often find myself agreeing with Maher though I still don't watch his show because the self-indulgence on that show is at masturbatory levels. I do not believe in the supernatural. As opposed to Dawkins' oddly militant social media approach, I believe that dialogue,…

I think I might play it a little bit longer just to explore and maybe just ride around town fucking people up in a wagon, but if I happen to be given Witcher 3 for Christmas ( I hinted at it strongly) I may just uninstall it to make room on my hard drive.

This is the story of why I too deleted my Facebook:
My neighbor, who smokes cigarettes, snorts meth, and smokes weed while she's pregnant and is on her 4th kid at 22 kept on posting aggressively condescending religious/neo-con parenting advice memes on her feed. I got drunk and posted that she should probably never…

Well, race is a phenotypic trait, but he said himself in the extended phenotype that its also a social construct so I really don't know why he's embarrassing himself and the atheist community like this, we get enough shit. I think after Hitchens died he started hitting either the opiates or the liquor, cause goddamn.…

I meant the last part mostly as a joke (the gaming community is shameless with its marketing and I suspect certain big label games get better reviews on big sites because of all the ads for said games surrounding every aspect of said sites), though if they are bribing people please send them to me, I'm totally corrupt…

Where's Richard Dawkins/The Bomb kid on this list? I am a recovering fan of Dawkins (hey, he wrote some great books on evolution and creationist Christians ARE enragingly stupid) and I found the whole scenario incredibly entertaining.

Holy shit, why the hell did you put Assassin's Creed on this list, what the fuck is wrong with you? I got this game for free with my 970 gtx and I could not be more disappointed, despite not really wanting it in the first place. I should say that I have never played an Assassin's Creed game and had never planned to…

Good to know that the average American still prefers mediocre hacks to genuine talent. I remember when this dickbag was the worst cast member of a mediocre SNL line up and now he's got his own mediocre talk show.

My cat woke me up this morning by clawing my testicles. I shoved him away and fell back asleep only to have the little asshole come back for round two, after which I slept with both hands cupped round my nether.